Miss Daylee Hitnmiss

Miss Daylee Hitnmiss was
Maybe This'es little sis.
She had one blue eye the other was green,
the strangest ears you've ever seen.

Both her ears, they were quite small,
but on top of one there was a round ball,
an earring, to those who have got'em,
on the other ear twas at the bottom.

Her clothes looked like she'd bought them all used,
her wrinkled print dress and two left shoes
brought much attention to her stockings,
which on review appeared quite shocking.

One was white
the other red
they matched the large hat
she had on her head.

That hat itself was quite a sight
twas not unlike a Chinese kite,
with corners sticking here and there
and little lights most everywhere.

Her coat was green with polka-dots,
like a field of grass with yellow spots.
Her dress was blue, her shoes were puce,
her scarf was always coming loose.

But in the family of Hitnmiss
there was no one like this little sis',
for at Christmas time she would you see
double as the Holiday tree.